Friday Chat w/Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. Well, jackal fever is still going strong at JABCECC. The munchkins are growing like weeds and are eating pretty much non stop. And can we talk about the mischief they get into? Suffice it to say I am going to have my paws full instilling discipline into those little nippers. I can’t start working with them yet because they’re still in quarantine. One of the rules the center must follow to obtain the appropriate permits to have us here is to have a vet plan. This covers the procedures that need to be followed when new residents arrive. They need to get all their vaccinations and have some tests done to make sure everyone stays healthy. Until then, they can’t be close to others.
We are all very excited that we were able to procure a new transport vehicle. Up until this point, in order to go to our various functions, we had to borrow a van. While everyone was appreciative to have access to this vehicle, it was not the safest or most luxurious ride. First of all, during hard braking the van would bounce around like a hyperactive bucking bronco with a broken jar of fire ants under its saddle. On several occasions this caused me to spill my latte. Secondly, the air conditioner barely worked. If you’ve never spent two hours in a van next to a sweaty #dorkwolf, you don’t know the meaning of misery. Had we not gotten this vehicle, it would not have been long before we had to hitch rides to get around. I wouldn’t have any problem getting picked up, but have you seen the motley crew I travel with? Can you imagine the look on an unsuspecting motorists face when they stop to pick up the most handsome fox they’ve ever seen, and then out from behind a bush come 20 foxes, 3 Jackals, 2 coyotes and a #dorkwolf?
I recently sent Vasily out on a mission to check out our new wheels. He reported back that it is a Ford. I hear Bugatti also makes a van. I wonder why we didn’t get that one. Probably because it would cut into Yuri’s bear claw budget by too much. The price I pay for associating with that pastry munching boy.
Vlad out.