Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey it’s Vlad. Did everyone notice that we did not speak last week? I am sure it must have caused a lot emotional suffering in many of you and some may have even lost the will to live. I am back now so you can step off that ledge. Let me tell you what happened. You probably know that we took in a new rescue. His name is Freddy Snowball and he is an arctic fox. I already have many responsibilities around here so when a rescue comes in it just adds to my burden. Knowing I would be maxed out I asked Viktor if he could handle my chat. It was my understanding that he agreed to it. I figured Viktor could handle it as he has a bit of a fan base from people that have met him in the fox encounters or as he calls them “the Viktor show”. A bit self centered if you ask me but whatever. I watch him during these encounters and frankly he makes a fool of himself. He runs up to people and will pretty much do anything just for a back scratch. Anyway, when I did not see a Friday chat with Vlad on Saturday I went to ask Viktor about it but he was busy with his little encounters. So on Sunday when I caught up with him to ask him about it he said, and I quote, “ must have slipped my mind, no big Vladdy”. I tried to explain to him how irresponsible this was, as people depend on hearing about me as their source of inspiration and motivation to face the world. Viktor just gave me a look of derision and walked off. That fox 🦊 has a lot of nerve to do such a thing. He kind of thinks he’s a big shot around here. In my opinion the only thing big about Viktor is his waist line. All you hear, when he is in encounters, is people laughing and jokes about not body shaming Viktor, all the while he is prancing around getting back scratches and treats. It may take someone in management trying to pick him up and getting a hernia before he gets it together. I, by the way, am an exemplar of foxy fitness. Hopefully your tranquility has been restored.

Vlad out.