Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. I am here today with Libby to do a deep dive into her psyche and find out what makes her tick. Libby’s full name is Liberty Bell but she goes by Libby Belle..although we have also been known to call her bat 💩 crazy. She is an American fox who was born into the exotic animal pet trade. Due to some legal problems she ended up needing to be rescued and found a forever home at JABCECC.
Welcome to my chat Libby. Thanks V, great to be here. Ok Libby, you can just call me Vlad or Mr. Vlad or even sir, but not “V”. Whatever Vladdy, so what do you want to chat about? We’re here today Libby to find out just what goes on between those two ears of yours, so I will start by asking if you were a tree what kind would you be and why? Jeez, that’s an easy one V man, it would be an ash tree cause I love to be a pain in everyone’s ash. Libby, it’s just Vlad..why is it you enjoy being a pain? Well Chatty Vladdy, I just need to add some effervescence around here. I mean you Belyaev foxes are just a bit too laid back. The most exciting thing I see you guys doing is trying to rescue Yuri when he gets his face stuck in something. Libby, I am wondering if you have hearing difficulties cause my name is just Vlad. I hear you just fine Mr. Plaid. Ok, I see what you’re doing here Libby, you are trying to assert dominance by refusing to say my name correctly. This is usually a sign of feelings of insignificance. Do you suffer from imposter syndrome? Do you not feel worthy of being a fox? Not a chance Chad, I’m a foxy lady. Let’s get something straight Libby, I am everyone’s favorite fox and have a lot of power around here. One word from me and you spend the night downwind from Lucan after he’s fed a big bowl of chili. You can’t scare me V Diddy cause I’m as crazy as a bag of rabid weasels. Well Libby, I’m not gonna argue on that point.
While we may not have determined what goes on between Libby’s ears, I think it’s safe to say it might be a ok place to visit but you wouldn’t want to live there. It is worth noting that while Libby might be coocoo for Cocoa Puffs, we all appreciate the spice she brings to our lives.
Vlad out.