Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey it’s Vlad. Ok, so heads are going to roll. One of my “friends” here, thought it would a good idea to leak one of my baby photos to the interwebs in an attempt to embarrass me. I am sure you all can relate . You know the scenario. You’re sitting around with family and friends looking at photos when suddenly one is revealed that makes you want to hide under the cheese tray. It’s you, two years old, naked, fat rolls like the Michelin man, sitting on the potty with a silly grin on your face. Or better yet, naked, dimpled ass hoisted into the air, laying on a shag rug and once again, silly grin on face. Then of course there are the bathtub photos. Friends and family get quite a kick seeing you squirm, while you are trying to pretend you are not humiliated. Of course whichever of my “friends” posted this will have their ploy fail. Why?? Because I was the cutest baby ever, that’s why. And the rolls that might appear to be baby fat in the picture, are actually composed of baby muscle. Regardless of the failure, this betrayal will not go unanswered. Some say that revenge is a dish best served cold...I say no way, it is best served with a flaming bag of poo 💩. I just need to figure out the perpetrator. Viktor, Maksa and Mikhail are always too busy with their pub crawls, photo sessions and encounters to do something like this. That leaves one of the Novosibirsk nine, Lucan and the Coyote girls. Agnes and Wilson, the yote girls, are still getting used to stuff around here so I don’t think they did it. One of the Novo nine certainly would have the motive, jealousy, and the means, but maybe not the opportunity since we are together all the time. This dastardly deed would certainly fit the modus operandi of the #dorkwolf, and we have had dust ups in the past, but I don’t think he would have access to this picture. He would need an accomplice. I did see Panda 🐼 and Lucan together the other day. They will pay.

Vlad out