Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey it’s Vlad. So did everyone miss me? I know, that is a silly question, of course you missed me. So let me tell you I had quite an experience last week. I was sitting in my house having very deep thoughts. You know the type..what is the meaning of life, is it more important to be liked or respected, if a cannibal eats a clown would they say this tastes funny? Anyway, I suddenly become aware of a bit of a rumbling in my stomach. It had been a few hours since my last meal and I was getting a bit hungry. As luck would have it my strong sense of hearing picked up on a distinctive buzzing sound. There was a fly somewhere nearby. A little sky raisin would be just what I needed to tide me over until my next meal. We foxes do enjoy eating bugs. They actually have high amounts of the amino acid taurine in their nervous systems which is good for foxes. Soon I was able to catch a glimpse of the flavorful fly on the other side of my enclosure. I sprung into action, quickly closing the distance between me and my soon to be snack. Of course the other foxes in the enclosure noticed my sudden burst of activity. If I was not careful one of them could get to it first. Thinking quick, I blurted out that I just had a leg cramp and needed to work it out. This clever ruse gave me the time I need to leap into the air and catch the fly in my mouth. Ok, so this is where things started to go bad. I suddenly felt a burning sensation and quickly realized my afternoon snack was actually one of those jalapeño sky raisins also known as bee. I must have let out a yelp as the others inquired if I was ok. Not wanting to admit my error I said “of course”. Now my tongue must of been swelling a bit as Sergei asked if I just said saw horse. I started walking back but must have been trying too hard to seem normal as I tripped over a pink squeaky pig and fell face first into the dirt right on top of the pig. I was writhing around trying to get up and that pig just kept oinking at me. Vasily comes over and says “Dude, you look like a pufferfish with a peanut allergy in a peanut factory”. Yes, my face was swollen. How was your week?
Vlad out