Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. Minutes from first staff meeting of 22
The meeting was called to order at 8 am by Vlad who then asked the Secretary, Lena, to conduct a role call. Panda, Sergie, Lena, Leika, Yuri, Sasha and Vlad where found to be in attendance. Lena said a quorum was present and the meeting could continue.
Panda made a motion for donuts to be served at the meeting and asked if anyone would second the motion. Yuri seconded the motion but added that he preferred bear claws. Vlad, said now was not the time for this discussion as the minutes from the last meeting need to be read before new business is discussed. Panda said that was stupid but yielded the floor to Lena to read the minutes.
Lena said at the last meeting we discussed a welcome party 🎉 for the new rescue Freddy Snowball. She said Sergei mentioned he thought arctic foxes ate lemmings and Panda wondered if we could get lemming flavored donuts. Yuri said he thought we could but he believed lemming flavored bear claws would be better. Vlad thought this is a ridiculous discussion and began banging the gavel which promptly broke and flew up and struck him on the temple. Examination of the gavel showed the handle had been chewed on causing the failure. Incriminations flew and the meeting was adjourned.
Having read the minutes from the previous meeting Lena said it was time to discuss unfinished business. Panda said donuts. Vlad said revenge. A motion to discuss these topics failed as a small lizard 🦎 had crawled into the enclosure and everyone else was pretty fixated on it.
New business. Vlad suggested we form separate working groups to discuss different issues and suggested a group to discuss infrastructure expansion at the center. Panda suggested a group to discuss getting donuts for these meetings. Yuri said he could get behind Panda’s idea if it’s scope was expanded to include ALL breakfast pastries. Leika wondered how much longer this meeting would go on as she wanted to go lay in the sun. Vlad said he’d let her know when she could leave. Leika kicked a small stone, which struck Vlad in the temple. Incriminations flew and the meeting was adjourned.
Vlad out.