Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. So guess who just had a birthday 🎂. Yep, you guessed it, Mr. #dorkwolf extraordinaire. He just turned two years old. The ambassadors here figured we would throw him a surprise party. We all got together in secret to plan it out. Security was tight as some of our members are known to have pretty loose lips. Yuri for instance will let the proverbial cat out of the bag at the first glimpse of a cream puff. Panda has been a co-conspirator with Lucan on several occasions so her ability to keep this a secret was iffy. Before anything was discussed we took an oath of secrecy.
After taking the oath we got down to business. Of course Yuri offered to bring pastries to the party. Panda, Dimitri and Vasily were assigned to do the decorating. Freddy Snowball offered to make snow cones. The rest of us were tasked with finding the perfect gift for Lucan. We then decided we would hide around Lucan house when he was out greeting guests. When he came back we would jump out and yell happy birthday. With everything planed we ended the meeting and got to work.
We did have some difficulty deciding on his gift. I really thought the most meaningful gift would be a life size picture of me. The others were looking at food gifts. Sergei found a web site called wolffoodgifts.com that had item called tursteakchickiduckin. That seemed ok but not sentimental enough. Then we found a gift that was perfect for him. It was a super size chrome plated pooper scooper with an oil rubbed teak handle... monogrammed.
The day of the party we all waited for Lucan to be taken up to meet the guests. When that moment came we all scurried down to his house and hid behind rocks and in the bushes. Then we saw Lucan come back down the hill with that silly grin that he gets on his face when meeting new people. Then we jumped out and yelled happy birthday. Things didn’t go as planned. We must of given the boy a fright as he immediately released both anal glands and Yuri was standing right in the line of fire with his Sicilian cannolis. Once Lucan calmed down we had a great party though...but without the cannoli.
Vlad out.