Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. I need your opinion. Do these two look up to no good??? Cause I think they do. They were also acting suspect. This is what I mean.
I got up this morning at 6 am. Breakfast is served at 6:30. The others were already outside so this allowed 30 minutes of me time. I used this time to go through my fan mail...shout out to Danny P… I hope your pet shih tzus, Duncan Butterbeans and Daisy Belle Fluffbottoms get well soon. I also recited my positive affirmations for the day. Canid Conservation is such a daunting task sometimes it’s hard not to get negative. I ended on my favorite and perhaps most relevant affirmation.. I won’t let idiots ruin my day today. With that I was ready to face the world. I didn’t get 2 steps towards the door before I tripped on Panda’s irresponsibly placed Crusty the clown 🤡 chew toy. I staggered forward and then ran into our water bowl. It was all downhill from there as I face planted into the bowl. This wouldn’t have been so bad except for the fact that Yuri had turned the water into his “special” lemonade on his way out the door. I got up and shook myself off. Still energized by my affirmations, I was determined not to let this ruin my day. If anyone asked why I smelled like urine I would just say it’s my new eau de toilette.
Once outside I saw the whole crew with the exception of Lena and Sasha on the far end of the enclosure. They were trying to entice a bird to fly into the pen. Sasha and Lena were on the other side of our habitat speaking in hushed tones. I walked by and said “ hi ladies”. They just stared at me. Now in their defense I was a bit disheveled and smelled of pee. I then asked, “ what are you vixens talking about”, again silence. Eventually Sasha chimed in and said, “ we are discussing if Penguins have knees. I know this was a lie. These two are not known for having deep thoughts. If they had said we are making fun of Laika cause she has chicken stuck between her front teeth, that I would believe. Also, everybody knows penguins have knees. So something is definitely rotten in Denmark..don’t you think?
Vlad out.