Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. Greetings Vladiators. Last night our new residents from Wild Wonders in Utah showed up. I have not had a chance to meet all of them yet but I did briefly speak wit Nic. He was still getting settled in and I did not want to take up too much of his time, so I just gave him a quick tutorial of the rules at JABCECC. He can take his written exam at a later date.

Management has already given him a nickname…Fabio. For my younger fans who have not heard of Fabio, he was a fashion model and cultural icon in the early 90’s known for his flowing locks. Now I must admit there is an uncanny resemblance between the two. I have included a picture of both of them so you can see for yourself.

The plan is for Nic/Fabio to hang out with Vinnie. She is a resident that was rescued off a fur farm. Vinnie used to be ok with us Belyaev foxes, but suddenly decided she was going to spend all her time screaming at us, at which point she had to be housed separately. This occurred not a minute too soon, as Laika was fed up with her. This is never good for anyone because, in my opinion, Laika has rage issues. At any rate, hopefully Vinnie and Nic will get along great.

We have been informed that some of these new guys are kind of divas…FYI, this list included Nic. We really don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here. Everybody knows no one is better than anyone else, myself excluded of course. If Nic tries to pull that diva stuff on Vinnie he may be in for a rude awakening.

I will be sure to get Nic and the others on my chat as soon as they pass all their tests, sign the standard non disclosure documents and profess loyalty to their new leader…me.

Vlad out.