Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. I gotta tell you I’ve been busier than a toothless beaver these last few weeks. It started with a presentation at a local children’s museum. We believe it is important to show kids at a young age the value of living in harmony with all living things. That being said, have you ever tried to promote harmony in a pack of 250 three to six year olds? All I can say is it’s harder than wrestling a peanut butter cannoli away from Yuri. I can’t attend these events for security reasons but Viktor, Maksa and Lena did a stellar job at managing the mayhem. Given the circumstances it went very well and everyone had a good time and left with a greater appreciation for foxes.
A few days later we made an appearance at a children’s birthday party. Viktor is often referred to as Mr. party in a box so he is right in his element at these events. The only problem came when a different birthday party, that was occurring nearby, learned of our presence. The organizer of this party thought it would be a grand idea to book a Spider-Man for their event. The choice between some b rate actor, who probably couldn’t even get a role in hemorrhoid commercials, dressed in red and blue PJs, vs. real foxes was clear to the kids...the desertions started as a trickle but then became a torrent. What can I say, we’re a pretty big deal.
As if all this was not enough we then had our first annual Wolfenoot celebration. There was a huge turnout for this event which featured Mr #dorkwolf himself Lucan. The theme of Wolfenoot is kindness to both humans and animals. We had all the kids, and some adults, fill out a commitment to kindness where they became contractually bound to an act of kindness in 2023. We had many different types of commitments from working on world peace, clearly a future pageant contestant, to not punching my brother, to helping organizations that help canids. Hopefully they all read the fine print in the contract so they realize what’s coming their way if the don’t follow through.💩
So now we are all just enjoying some rest and relaxation until we do it all again. The work of a canid crusader is truly never done.
Vlad out.