Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad, How are all my adoring fans doing?? We have a special guest with us for our chat today, please join me in welcoming Yuri. How’s it going P-man? Pretty good Vlad, but why did you call me P-man. Well Yuri, you are a platinum color morph and platinum begins with P. Oh, ok Vlad. If I am being completely honest with you Yuri, many of the others call you this because whenever we get new water you immediately pee in it. Wow Vlad, that’s just not true. I mean maybe I’ve done that 3 or 4 times but it just hard to resist the urge to relieve one’s self into that nice clean cool water. Again Yuri, just being honest, it’s not 3 OR 4 times but rather 34 times, and that’s per day. Management constantly has to change out a full bowl of water because you’ve turned it into Yuri Lemonade. I think part of the reason Southern California has to ration water is because of you. P-man is actually the nicer of the nicknames that were discussed at the secret meeting. You almost got the nickname “Yurithra”. Secret meeting?? can we just change the subject Vlad.
Sure, tell us about your hobbies Yuri. Well Vlad, I like to eat. Is that it Yuri? Yes...well I guess there is another, I also like to think about eating. You seem to be in good shape for someone who is eating all the time, Yuri. Yes Vlad, I think that’s cause I worry a lot. What do you worry about? Mostly about when the next time I’m going to eat will be. So Yuri, what are your favorite foods? I have to admit I have a bit of a sweet tooth. I am a real fan of the breakfast pastries. Yes Yuri, we have heard you talk about bearclaws on several occasions, why do you like them so much? Jeez Vlad, I mean what’s not to like. I think a full discussion on this would take up more than your 2200 characters. Suffice it to say they are the perfect combo of sweet and chewy. I can also use the icing to stick them to my feet and pretend I’m a bear 🐻. We’ve entered a kind of weird area so I think we will sign off, anything else Yuri? Yes, Vlad, where is the cheese blintz you promised me???
Vlad out.