Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. For the last two weeks I’ve been trying to tell you the story of Moo Goo Gui Pan and Yuri has been interrupting me. Even though I’ve child proofed the whole enclosure, the chance of me being able to get through my whole story before Yuri needs rescuing from some unpredictable predicament is next to zero. On account of this I’ve decided to record the story. I put calls into Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough to do the narration but for some inexplicable reason I have not heard back. Luckily, one of the volunteers at the center knows a guy who is presently working at 7 11 but is well known in the voice over industry. If I’m being honest, he is not as famous as David Attenborough in the nature documentary space but he is quite accomplished in the anesthetic hemorrhoid cream voice over space. You may be familiar with his work, does this statement ring a bell? “ Hemoclin, numb numb for the bum bum. Anyway, please listen to Felix Fernsby telling the story of Moo Goo Gui Pan… and make sure to stay through the closing credits for bonus content.

Vlad Out.