Fridays Chat w/Vlad - March 10, 2023

Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. I hope all my peeps are doing well. You are all in luck as I have a special guest with me for our chat. I am pleased to introduce you to one of our senior ambassadors, Hello Mikhail. Hi Vlad, I’m happy to be here. Of course you are Mikhail. Why don’t you start by telling my Vladiators a little about yourself. Sure Vlad. I came to the center about 8 years ago with Viktor and Maksa. Originally only the two were coming but when management was informed that I didn’t have a home they decided to bring me over as well. You lucked out Mikhail. Yes Vlad, that is an understatement. Now Mikhail, you have a reputation around here for being friendly with all the other animals. That is true Vlad. You see my attitude is you don’t start nothin’ there won’t be nothin’. I hung out with our little apex predator New Guinea Singing Dogs, Nicky and Stumpy when they were just puppies. I also played with everyone’s favorite dorkwolf when he got here. The list goes on. I was the welcome wagon for Vinnie and Libby as well as your group Vlad, the Novosibirsk nine. I remember that well Mikhail, It was great that you were so nice to us from day one. I am happy to have helped you guys feel at home Vlad. I’m just so grateful to have ended up at JABCECC that I just want to “pay it forward”. That is a great attitude Mikhail…it is sometimes hard for me to be so positive. After all I am such an exceptional fox that demands so much of himself. Well Vlad, I would say humility can go a long way, also always look on the bright side. If a bird 💩s on your head, just be thankful elephants don’t fly. Mikhail are you suggesting I’m not humble, cause that’s what it sounds like and I am exceptional at being humble. Vlad…doth protest to much methinks…but seriously I need to get going, I promised Dimitri I would hang out with him for a bit. Ok, Mikhail. Thank you for your time.

Before I sign off Yuri requested I let everyone know he is still recruiting for his fan club, the Yurethras. So far the only interest was from the Mississippi chamber of commerce. They want to use the slogan, “Yuri..He puts the pee in Mississippi”.

Vlad out.