Hey, it’s Vlad. I’ve got a very exciting announcement to make today. For the first time ever, I will be giving away a limited edition, highly coveted Vladiator T-shirt. This is a must have item that says you are committed to canid conservation, while at the same time telling the world you are someone to be reckoned with and incredibly fashionable. All you need to do in order to enter a drawing for a chance to win this item of immeasurable value, is to like this post and then in the comments say why you are so happy to be a Vladiator. We will even ship it to you, on me, to anywhere in the continental US. Easy Peasy… Can you imagine how proud you will be to walk down the street outfitted in this piece of wearable art. You will truly be the envy of all your friends.

This contest is also open to members of Yuri’s fan club, the Yurithras. Although in all honesty, I can’t say his fan club has gotten much traction. As far as I know, his only members are a group of astronomers with overactive bladders who call themselves “tinkle tinkle little star” and some people from the Southern Wisconsin Integrated Network of Eccentric Fox Loving Urologists…although you probably know them by their acronym “SWINE FLU”. Oh, and I think the Yurithras might also have a member named Bruce who resides in Pee Pee Creek Ohio.

At any rate, come one come all…even if your favorite fan club worships a “gravitationally advantaged”, happy go lucky chap with a raging sugar addiction and a name that rhymes with curry. Us Vladiators are quite inclusive. One thing I will ask of the winner is to send us a picture of yourself wearing your newest prized possession so we can let the world know what a true Vladiator looks like. The shirt is presently available in either Large or Medium. As I’m sure you can imagine we have trouble keeping these on the shelves because simply put…I’m a pretty big deal. Best of luck

Vlad out.