Hey, it’s Vlad. What up my foxy fans? It’s finally starting to feel like winter is around the corner. After a summer that was so hot the cows around here were giving evaporated milk, the cooler weather is a welcome relief.
I was just in the middle of having some glamour shots done for my chat, when Yuri, our resident clown, steps into my shot and photo bombs me. Obviously I had to give him a bit of a tongue lashing for this transgression. The good thing about Yuri though is when it gets real cold, snuggling up to him is like pressing against a big furry hot water bottle on account of his copious amounts of…how do I put this sensitively…”insulation”. You know, kind of like how a walrus has a lot of “insulation”.
This comfortable weather came none to soon as we have so much going on here. Next week there is a group of people from Amazon coming by to help us get some projects finished. Just to be clear, when I say Amazon I’m taking about the company not the rain forest. So we won’t be having members of the Amazonian Yanomami tribe coming out. You know, the ones who spend their days growing bananas and weaving fishing baskets. It will however be some 20 somethings from Ontario CA. who spend their days days shipping you that portable glow in the dark neck fan you impulse bought after drinking one to many slippery nipples and now you wonder how you ever lived without it. Anyway, all of the Amazon distribution centers are given a nickname of an animal. The JABCECC was adopted by the warehouse named “the fox”. I am hoping Jeff Bezos comes out with them as I have some ideas for his rocket engines to run by him. That’s right, along with my other amazing talents I am a rocket scientist,
We also have our fall pet and paint coming up. The subject this time is a Wolf. Lucan/Dorkwolf will be on hand to judge the various paintings, although we can’t guarantee he won’t try to eat them…it’s just how he rolls. I’m sure everyone will be clamoring to paint my likeness, but they’ll have to understand on account of my popularity there are certain contractual considerations on using my image. Until next time.
Vlad out