Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. I’ve been so busy around here making this place run like a lean, mean, canid loving machine that I have not had much time to answer fan mail from my VLADIATORS. Today I will remedy that.
Our first letter comes from Tom of Cookietown Oklahoma... Hi Vlad, First I would like to say I am a really big fan. My question is what’s the deal with Yuri ? He always seems to be getting his body parts stuck in things. It just seems like with that boy the lights are on but no ones home. Is it really true that his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor?
Hi Tom. Thank you for the kind words about me. As for Yuri, while it may be true that he is a few fries short of a happy meal, he is our special boy. I have never heard him utter a harsh word about anyone. I think he may be on a perpetual sugar high. The point being if you ever need a pick me up, Yuri is your man...even if there’s no grain in his silo.
Our next letter is from Jason from Fox Bluff Tennessee…Greetings Vlad, I am the interim acting president of the greater Cheatham county chapter of the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club. I couldn’t help but notice what wonderful hair you have and as such I am officially extending an offer for you to be our mascot. Your time commitment would be minimal. We would ask for your attendance at two of our annual events. The first being our scientific symposium which last year included the blockbuster keynote speech “ wash, rinse, repeat..fact or fallacy” We would also like you to attend our plays in the park. We will be performing a modern adaptation of the 1979 hit musical “Hair”. What do you say Vlad? Hoping you have a split end free day.
Hi Jason, Yes, my hair/fur is amazing. Is this a true offer or are you just teasing me?…see what I did there??? Unfortunately due the the restrictions Tennessee has about foxes coming in from out of state I will have to decline. Stay frosty.
Lastly we will hear from Stacey from Celeryville Ohio…Hi Vlad, I am trying to decide if my favorite animal is a fox or an aardvark. Can you help?
Stacey, other than their place in the dictionary, it’s no contest.
Vlad out.