Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad. Something is up at the center. Management is being tight lipped about it but I know something big is in the works. I’m sure it’s a rescue as there are new habitats being built. It was a year ago that the Panda Pals Project was in the works and I hear there was a lot of construction going on for that as well. I’m still not sure why Panda got her name on that rescue..likely cause management couldn’t think of appropriate “V” words to describe the endeavor. I mean how hard is it to crack open a dictionary to give Mr. Vlad here credit for getting his fellow Vulpines to safety in that Venture.
I have heard people talking about building a Capybara pond in the past so that could be it, but I have not been down to that piece of the property to see what’s going on. That would be cool. If your going to get a rodent why not get the world’s biggest. You know what I always say? Go big or go home. I’m just not sure how many Capybaras there are in need of rescue so that could be a long shot.
I’ve also heard talk of Komodo dragons. I hope it’s not that. First, we all know they are just large monitor lizards and not real dragons. If we are getting a dragon I want it to be like Drogon from Game of Thrones, that’s a real dragon. & then there’s Puff the magic dragon but I hear he was a bit of a stoner. The second problem with a Komodo dragon is their saliva is a bacterial laden cesspool. There is not enough Bactine in the world that would make me feel OK about hanging out with one of them.
Of course it could be a fox from a fur farm. Who knows the name of the fox that lives at the center, that was rescued from a fur farm as part of the poorly named Panda Pals Project? People don’t see her much as she’s kind of shy. You really can’t blame her as she lost her tail and an ear on that fur farm and the things she has seen are likely horrifying.
Bottom line I don’t know what it is and it’s driving me nuts. You would think everyone’s favorite ambassador would be kept in the loop. Despite that, the new arrival/arrivals will be welcomed with open arms by the JABCECC ambassador crew and I’m sure all of you as well.
- Vlad out