Friday Chat w/ Vlad
Hey it’s Vlad. I think I figured out why I have not heard from Slash yet. My connections inside the “bis” tell me that Guns N Roses is going to be touring with Wolfgang Van Halen’s band Mammoth WVH. I’m sure they’re very busy with that and Slash doesn’t want to make Wolfgang feel like a third wheel by working with me right now. The thing is I am fine with inviting Wolfgang to join my band as well. As a matter of fact I think it would be pretty cool to have their Wolfie meet our Wolfie (Lucan). As a bonus, Lucan is a bit like a Mammoth...very big and very woolly. Introducing this powerhouse band at Vladstock would be perfect. And speaking of Vladstock, I have so much to plan. Right now I am trying to convince Lucan to give pony rides 🐎 at the event. I am not sure he is sold on the concept at the moment but he will come around. I will just have to use my Jedi mind tricks on him...”yes Lucan, this IS the saddle your looking for”. The #dorkwolf is a nice guy and all but his intellect is just not up to that of a fox, especially a Russian domesticated fox. A study just came out that showed when they domesticated us our brains actually got bigger. I’m sure that is especially true for yours truly. I told Lucan that my name Vlad meant I was destined to be a ruler... so now he keeps asking me if I can measure stuff for him. See what I’m saying? Gotta luv the guy.
I also have some very good news for you. Israel has passed a new law banning the sale of fur products. If all countries would just do this the world would be a better place. Now I’m not sure why the people of Israel were buying fur in the first place. Isn’t it generally hot in Israel? I can tell you from personal experience when it gets hot I can’t wait to shed my winter coat. By the way, don’t I look simply dashing in my summer coat? The fur trade simply needs to be a relic of the past. It’s just stupid to make animals suffer to support an unneeded product. But you know what they say....Human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.
Vlad out.