Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. Happy Friday my friends. I gotta tell you I am fairly exhausted today. Many of you may know we have several new rescues that will be showing up at the center over the next few weeks. I can’t wait to meet them and make sure they understand my importance around here. As you can imagine, bringing in new residents puts a large demand on my time and energy.

But to make matters worse, Yuri comes to me in the middle of the night and wants to talk. It turns that his fan club, the Yurithras is not taking off and he’s pretty pissed off about. So far the only interest he has gotten is from the Mississippi chamber of commerce, to use the saying “Yuri, puts the pee in Mississippi, as well as from a few members belonging to the International brotherhood of fox loving urologists. I tried to cheer him up so I told him he had a lot to offer and his fan club not being successful was just a wee matter, but I don’t think he was listening as my words just whizzed by his head. I told him if he wanted his club to succeed he needed to get out there and promote it, he couldn’t just piddle around and expect results. I then went on to say whatever he had done in the past is just water under the bridge and he needed to relieve himself of that burden. It was at that point that I think Yuri really heard me and understood because his posture changed and you could almost hear the tinkle of bells going off in his head. He then got up and excused himself and headed for the lavatory.

This is not an uncommon scenario for me and I get it. I’m a pretty big deal so of course those around me feel insignificant. I just keep telling them, “even though I am better then you…you just be the best you”. I think hearing this gives everyone great comfort.

I’m going to hit the head now and then take a nap.

Vlad out.