Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. There has been a lot of exciting stuff going on at the center recently. Over the last month we have been introduced to some cool celebrities. I am sure you will hear more about this in the coming weeks. Of course with our increasing fame comes a certain loss of privacy. Yep, that’s right, we now constantly have to be on guard for the paparazzi. They would just love to get pictures of us acting in an undignified manner. Seeing how some of my fellow ambassadors comport themselves, this would not be too difficult. I can already envision pictures of Yuri stuffing his face with muffins plastered on the front page of all the tabloids. Just think how damaging it would be to the majestic image people have of wolves 🐺 to have a picture floating around of Lucan, AKA #dorkwolf, doing what he does best, acting like a dork. Or god forbid they get a picture of one of us licking our butts. In order to prevent this potentially irreparable harm to our reputations, I have created a standard operation procedure that describes what we should do when confronted by the paparazzi.

When Hollywood celebrities have run ins with the paparazzi they will try block the camera with their hands. Unfortunately, foxes have fairly small paws 🐾 which would prove ineffective at preventing an unflattering image from being acquired. My solution to this is shear genius if you ask me. When confronted by anyone trying to take unauthorized pictures of us we just need to block the camera with our tonsils. Yep, you read that right, we use our tonsils. If this means pictures of our tonsils appear in every rag sheet out there that is ok…it’s better than pictures of one of us on our back, sound asleep, spread eagle with all our “wonderfulness” displayed to the heavens above. I made a brief training video to demonstrate our new tactic and you will also see Libby practicing the technique.

Vlad out.