Friday Chat w/ Vlad

Hey, it’s Vlad. So I recently heard some of the other foxes here think I look down at them. I know ridiculous, isn’t it? I do however understand how they might make this mistake. The truth is that, for obvious reasons, they all look up to me. This is something that is out of my control. I am just naturally quite awesome so why wouldn’t they look up to me.

It all just comes down to a matter of perspective. Looked at from my perspective they are all looking up to me. This of course creates a situation where, from their perspective, I would be looking down at them. Hence, this besmirchment of my character is unjust and due to a product of their own creation. If they really wanted this to stop, as opposed to just using it as an excuse for not examining their own inadequacies, they could just stop looking up to me. Now we all know that is not going to happen because as I have mentioned already I am quite awesome. It would be like asking Yuri to stop at just one cinnamon roll or asking Leika not to scream if someone accidentally steps on her shadow. Their remaining option is to continue worshipping me and use the perspective of me looking down on them to motivate them to improve themselves...and believe me, there is plenty of room for improvement. If Panda spent as much time working on canid Conservation as she does dreaming up ways to embarrass me it would be quite an improvement. Bottom line is as long as the others keep putting me on a pedestal I will be looking down on them.

Vlad out.