Hey, it’s Vlad. How’s it going my intrepid Vladiators? When I was thinking about this weeks chat it was brought to my attention that I have not used this precious time to answer fan mail in quite some time, so that is exactly what I am going to do.

My first letter comes from Vionette Fontenot of Port Fourchon Louisiana. She writes “ Bonjou Vlad mon ami. I must tell you sir you are my hero. Here in Cajun country we life with a certain joie de vivre or joy of life. Vlad, you are the living embodiment of this attitude. How bout you come down bayou to spread your joy and sample some local cuisine. Some crawdads, jambalaya and Gumbo be just what you need my friend.”

Thank you Vionette for you generous offer. The canids here at JABCECC are on a specific diet approved by our veterinarians. I will check, but if memory serves me, crawdads, jambalaya and/or gumbo are not included in our diet. I can however consult with our resident gastronome, Yuri, and see if he is interested. If so, we will get him on the first swamp boat down.

Our next letter comes from Pete from Turtle Wisconsin. “Hi Vlad, I am the head of the political action committee, Vulpine lovers for Change. As you undoubtedly know, the US is in the middle of the election season. We would like to know if you have ever considered running for president. We believe the US is ready to elect a fox. Your cleverness, compassion, independent spirit and bushy tails are just what we need right now. Vulpine lovers has amassed a war chest of 832 dollars and 47 cents, three 50% off coupons to Pinkberry and a Spongebob NFT. Say the word Vlad and it’s all yours.”

Hi Pete, Thank you for support. My platform is treat all creatures big and small with respect, a rodent in every pot and there is no try only do. I stole the last one from Yoda but it’s something I live by. Unfortunately the constitution says presidents must be born in the US and I was not. I will just have to aspire to higher things.

Vlad out.