Hey, it’s Vlad. Greetings my foxy fans. I’ll be doing something a bit “out of the box” for today’s chat. Have any of you ever watched the tv show “Undercover boss”? If not, it’s a show about CEOs of companies putting on a disguise and then going to local branches of their company pretending to be a new employee. This way they can get a better perspective of how the workforce feels about the company and how they treat the customers. So today I will be donning a coyote costume and going to see Agnes and Wilson. Should be interesting.
I’ve now made my way down to coyote canyon and am about to go into the enclosure. Here goes.
Hello, anyone home? Here comes Agnes. Hi stranger, can we help you? Yes, I’m a new coyote ambassador here, my name is Chad. Hi Chad, I’m Agnes but you can call me Aggie and over there is my sister, Willie. Aren’t you a bit short to be a Coyote Chad? No Aggie, size is really relative, I mean compared to a shrew I am quite tall…but I can assure you I’m a coyote. I was thinking compared to a coyote, Chad, but whatever. Great Aggie, now that we all agree I am indeed a coyote I would like to ask what it’s like working at JABCECC. Sure Chad, my sister and I love it. You see our mom died when we were just a few days old, and if not for the kindness of some wonderful humans we would have died as well. We grew up around people so when we got a bit older it was determined we could not go back to the wild because we likely would not live. We were sent to JABCECC where we live a comfortable and meaningful life educating people about how wonderful coyotes are. We teach people how to peaceful coexist with our kind and the dos and don’ts of living around coyotes. We love when people visit us cause it means we get more treats. Wow Aggie, that is a touching story. If I were everyone’s favorite ambassador and ran things around here, which of course I’m not and don’t, because I am new here, I would see to it that you got extra special treats for being so inspirational. I have to go now but is was great meeting you two. Ok, we will see you later Vlad….I mean Chad.
Vlad out.